How Tall is Shaq?

• 7′ 1″

When is Memorial Day?

• The last Monday of May.

How do you determine the radius of a circle?

• Measure from the center point of the circle to any point on the perimeter.

But what if I don't have a measuring tape, but I do know the circumference?

• Divide the circumference by 2π. 

Do male pheasants have penises? 

• No, only around 3 percent of bird species do. For more information, check out this article

I was looking for free online butts, am I in the right place?

• No, you'll want to check out www.freeonlinebutts.com.

What is a Rhino Bandit

• THAT IS NOT WHAT THIS SITE IS ABOUT. See www.rhinobandit.com. 

What is a Latke Bandit?

• See this informative site for more information regarding the Latke Bandit.

What's are some other names for the monkey tail tree?

• Araucaria araucana, monkey puzzle tree, piñonero, pewen, Chilean pine, or keithwood neighboris.

Why don't we drink pig milk?

• First off, I don't like this "we" assumption. Maybe I do drink pig milk. I don't, but I don't like that you assumed. Most people don't drink pig milk because he sow herself is reluctant to be milked, may be uncooperative or become spooked by human presence, and lactating pigs may be quite aggressive. Sows have 8 to 16 small nipples, each giving little milk for a short duration. A pig's milking time can be around fifteen seconds compared to ten minutes for a cow. A sow may produce only 13 pounds of milk per day compared to a cow's production of 65 pounds. (Production has been estimated using a system of weighing piglets prior to and after suckling.) In addition, no existing milking machine is designed to attach to around a dozen teats and extract milk for 15 seconds. Finally, pigs, unlike cows, cannot become pregnant while lactating, which makes a pig-milk operation even less viable.